Watering your sidewalk in the dark.

If you think watering your sidewalk through a fence at night is inconspicuous you are very wrong.

Tacky is as tacky does

Which is more tacky?  His outfit or his ability to water a whole block?  

 

At least he has good aim. He got that recycle bin real good.

Thank you for the photo Carmine!

Watering your sidewalk VS Fake Grass

I can't decide which is more lame.

 

At least with fake grass you don't feel the temptation to water your sidewalk so I guess watering your sidewalk wins. 

Soak it real good.

Soaking your walkway and sidewalk with soap will get those hard to reach spots.  What a great strategy.